Creepy Weird Halloween – “Beware Of Demonic Candy!!!”

I'm pretty sure Madonna had at least one demon in her while she made this album.

This is from Countdown with Keith Olberman from a year ago, but it is a classic of accidental religious farce:


More Creepy Weird Halloween:

Star Wars representado con dibujos tradicionales mexicanos.

Rand Paul Curb Stomp

Creepy Weird Halloween: “Japan sea monster”

Closet Door Fail – Post #666!

Single Ladies Fail

Zalgo

Silly Symphony – The Skeleton Dance – 1929

F.A.T.A.L. Original Theme Song

Situation: Halloween – Where is my ghost?

Anything Can Happen on Halloween – Tim Curry

Gimme Pizza! – The Olsen Twins

Helping Johnny Remember – Ashleigh Nankivell

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Creepy Weird Halloween: “Disney Mickey Mouse-Haunted House (1929)”

Does Disney have an interest in YouTube? They don’t seem to be living up to their litigious reputation lately.

For our benefit, I guess.

Another old Disney cartoon. I’m not as big a fan of Mickey as I am of dancing skeletons, but once this video gets going there ARE dancing skeletons!

Matt Groening, make a Rich Uncle Skeleton cartoon, please.

Plus it gets real weird and creepy at 2:45 when Death makes Mickey be the demonic organist for a troupe of undead harlequins.

More Creepy Weird Halloween:

Star Wars representado con dibujos tradicionales mexicanos.

Rand Paul Curb Stomp

Creepy Weird Halloween: “Japan sea monster”

Closet Door Fail – Post #666!

Single Ladies Fail

Zalgo

Silly Symphony – The Skeleton Dance – 1929

F.A.T.A.L. Original Theme Song

Situation: Halloween – Where is my ghost?

Anything Can Happen on Halloween – Tim Curry

Gimme Pizza! – The Olsen Twins

Helping Johnny Remember – Ashleigh Nankivell


P.S. I’m doing a top seven Simpsons musical moments soon.

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Redonkadorable: The two talking cats


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The Lost Tribes of New York City – Beautiful Short Film by Andy and Carolyn London

Beautiful new short film by Andy and Carolyn London


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Creepy Weird Halloween: “Halloween and its Origin with the Druids”

Is this woman they're sacrificing wearing high heels? What year is this supposed to be?

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. Some people just don’t like Halloween.

Can’t you get down with just one night of demons and human sacrifices? No one is going to sacrifice you. Druids only sacrifice virgins. Oh.

This guy might get sacrificed after all.

I watched a lot of these “Secret Origins of Halloween” videos to find one that was short and entertaining. Most of them aren’t even watchable. This one is:

My favorite moment is at 0:24, when the ghost flies by and a voice says, “Fly…” for some reason. Yeah, I already know ghosts can fly, guy.

The moment at 0:48 with the witch and the word, “Treats” is pretty awesome too.


More Creepy Weird Halloween:

Halloween and its Origin with the Druids

Star Wars representado con dibujos tradicionales mexicanos.

Rand Paul Curb Stomp

Creepy Weird Halloween: “Japan sea monster”

Closet Door Fail – Post #666!

Single Ladies Fail

Zalgo

Silly Symphony – The Skeleton Dance – 1929

F.A.T.A.L. Original Theme Song

Situation: Halloween – Where is my ghost?

Anything Can Happen on Halloween – Tim Curry

Gimme Pizza! – The Olsen Twins

Helping Johnny Remember – Ashleigh Nankivell

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Creepy Weird Halloween: “Star Wars representado con dibujos tradicionales mexicanos.”

Awesome Star Wars / Day of the Dead drawings by José Pulido.

These are so cool.



Check them all out here.


More Creepy Weird Halloween:

Star Wars representado con dibujos tradicionales mexicanos.

Rand Paul Curb Stomp

Creepy Weird Halloween: “Japan sea monster”

Closet Door Fail – Post #666!

Single Ladies Fail

Zalgo

Silly Symphony – The Skeleton Dance – 1929

F.A.T.A.L. Original Theme Song

Situation: Halloween – Where is my ghost?

Anything Can Happen on Halloween – Tim Curry

Gimme Pizza! – The Olsen Twins

Helping Johnny Remember – Ashleigh Nankivell

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Creepy Weird Halloween: “Rand Paul Curb Stomp”

The thing that scares me most is my fellow man.

Revolutions never involve theft.

More Creepy Weird Halloween:

Star Wars representado con dibujos tradicionales mexicanos.

Rand Paul Curb Stomp

Creepy Weird Halloween: “Japan sea monster”

Closet Door Fail – Post #666!

Single Ladies Fail

Zalgo

Silly Symphony – The Skeleton Dance – 1929

F.A.T.A.L. Original Theme Song

Situation: Halloween – Where is my ghost?

Anything Can Happen on Halloween – Tim Curry

Gimme Pizza! – The Olsen Twins

Helping Johnny Remember – Ashleigh Nankivell


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Creepy Weird Halloween: “Japan sea monster”

While not technically a sea monster, this Japanese cow demon is still freaky as hell.

More Creepy Weird Halloween:

Star Wars representado con dibujos tradicionales mexicanos.

Rand Paul Curb Stomp

Creepy Weird Halloween: “Japan sea monster”

Closet Door Fail – Post #666!

Single Ladies Fail

Zalgo

Silly Symphony – The Skeleton Dance – 1929

F.A.T.A.L. Original Theme Song

Situation: Halloween – Where is my ghost?

Anything Can Happen on Halloween – Tim Curry

Gimme Pizza! – The Olsen Twins

Helping Johnny Remember – Ashleigh Nankivell


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Photographs of Jesus

This beautiful film was made by Laurie Hill using images from the Getty Archives:

Bread Jesus is a seductive Jesus.



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Creepy Weird Halloween: “Closet Door Fail”

Closet Door could just fall on me and her together.

The terror, now, of a child’s death. Your child. Crushed. By a door. A collapsed door that snapped her spine. Your child is dead.

Only seconds ago she was a delightful rainbow of energy. And she cavorted in her girlishness, but now she is dead.

The closet door has snapped her neck.

Your beautiful seven year old girl is dead.

Watch it happen:

More Creepy Weird Halloween:

Star Wars representado con dibujos tradicionales mexicanos.

Rand Paul Curb Stomp

Creepy Weird Halloween: “Japan sea monster”

Closet Door Fail – Post #666!

Single Ladies Fail

Zalgo

Silly Symphony – The Skeleton Dance – 1929

F.A.T.A.L. Original Theme Song

Situation: Halloween – Where is my ghost?

Anything Can Happen on Halloween – Tim Curry

Gimme Pizza! – The Olsen Twins

Helping Johnny Remember – Ashleigh Nankivell


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