Creepy Weird Halloween: “The Seven Ghosts of Michael Jackson.”

Ghost Three: The pscyopomp.

According to Stephen King, psychopomps are birds that bring dead spirits to heaven. I’m just going to assume he did better research than me and decided to deliberately misinterpret what they actually are, because he’s wrong.
Anyone with good contacts in the spirit world knows that Michael Jackson has actually been reincarnated, as this bird:

*30 Rock reference, right here.

** Can I really get away with using the British spelling of spectre and the word hector right next to each other there? It seems like that pushes this essay somewhere into stylistic near-lyricized writing. I’ll try to reel it back in.

*** Also sort of a 30 Rock reference.

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