Author Archives: Jason Hart
In New York on Thanksgiving, you must wade. Those of us who are adept at wading prosper, and shave precious minutes off our trips. Those who cannot wade through the cars and pedestrians and trains are losing time. And what … Continue reading
It’s the great American invention, and no one watches it any more. Oh snap.
FreeMarket. Imagine Facebook, if you lived there. It is the future. You live on a giant floating metal donut near Titan. All food and drink are free. You cannot die, because little robots will find your corpse and rebuild a … Continue reading
I salivate. It sits in shipping. I just completed my order of Finishing the Hat and I eagerly await its arrival at my door, though it may be stolen by bandits in between. It’s pretty much required reading now, I … Continue reading
“I can’t stick around here long,” I said. “Ok,” she said. “I’m always travelling,” I said. “Ok,” she said. She was blond, streaks of black in her hair, golden sunglasses on her head like birds’ wings. “I can’t do it … Continue reading
Matt Kern snapped this photo of a “Bret” Favre supporter at the recent Stewart / Colbert rally:
God bless Nick Kane. Maybe you guys didn’t catch him on Community, but I did. He was in a scene with Chevy Chase. That’s awesome. The first day I met Nick Kane was when he razor scootered into auditions for … Continue reading
Nature is so weird, so weird. I promise to complete my post about the seven ghosts of Michael Jackson. One day you will see what I’ve seen and you will recoil in horror.
If you lurk in the dark corners of the internet, you know about the Slender-man. Like Zalgo and the other Creepypasta Avatars, he clutches at your dreams. A tall, shapeshifting man in black type creature, his origins have been traced … Continue reading